The Daily Tea

  Tears, Tantrums, pettiness, drama! The Bachelor is back baby.   This season, Zach Shallcross, who competed on the most recent season, now gets his chance to choose a woman to become a household name until their contract with ABC expires.  The show opens with a preview of the season, and of course we see the drama, betrayals, women walking away like a toddler who didn’t get a cookie, etc. the preview ends with Zach claiming he’s about to propose to the love of his life….is she tho?  Jesse Palmer is back in a rented tux. This one has no back because it was stolen from a funeral home. They have a tight budget this season folks. #Inflation.  We get an intro with Zach, and he’s visited by Sean Lowe, the former virgin who actually got married to the woman he chose, and is now married with children. For those of you still out of the loop, babies do NOT come from storks. It’s been a while since Sean was on the show. He looks a lot older now. They rigorous baby making will do that to you.  We